Brothel Etiquette

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Basic etiquette

Our goal has always been to provide Melbourne’s classiest ladies with unmatched service. Below are some tips to help you have the hottest possible encounters with our gorgeous ladies. If you have any questions that aren’t listed below or in our FAQ’s, please call us on (03) 9350 7544 or email us at

Respectful Behaviour

Please be respectful to our staff and our ladies. We always want to make your day special and rude behaviour is a turn-off. Patrons behaving poorly, rude, condescending, racist or threatening will be asked to leave. We know how to have a good time, and all we ask is that you behave and join in the fun.

Check Out Our Website

Spend some time perusing our site. We have lots of information, profiles, pricing, current tweets and more; you may find the answers you are looking for and this will expedite the booking process. Also, you will learn which of our ladies peak you interest prior to booking.

First Time Visitors

If it is your first time visiting a brothel, we would encourage you to mention this so we can explain the processes for you. Our staff will take extra care of you and make sure you feel comfortable. Upon entering, our receptionist will escort you to a private intro room, you will be seated and shortly thereafter,  our ladies will politely introduce themselves one at a time.

This is a good chance for you to ask questions as all ladies provide different services. A standard service includes protected oral sex (on you) and protected intercourse. If you would like to try anything else, please feel free to ask the ladies during your intro. Safe sexual practices are mandatory.


We abide by a very strict confidentiality policy and understand all too well the importance of discretion. Rest assured that our staff will always respect your privacy.


To become a member, you must sign up with an email address of your choosing. Feel free to use a nickname or some initials for the ‘name’ field. Our emails will never address you by name and have an unsubscribe link in the footer. If for some reason, you decide you no longer wish to receive emails from us, simply unsubscribe. We will send approximately 3 emails per month, though this may fluctuate depending on the promotion, new girls arriving or other reasons. We will only email the most important information to our members. Your information will never be shared and is privately managed by our marketing team. You will receive information relating to promotions, new ladies, discounts or special offers only.


Neat, presentable attire is expected and cleanliness a must. Whilst our goal is to best serve our clients, please consider our lovely ladies when presenting a 26HB. Showering in the room is mandatory, good personal hygiene is expected. Our ladies respond well to a gentleman who is well maintained with hygiene standards which translates to a better experience for the client.


Our staff/ladies work hard, and always appreciate a tip. Please feel free to tip our staff if you are pleased with your experience.


What happens when I arrive?

Our reception staff will escort you to the private lounge area. She will arrange for our lovely ladies to begin ‘intros’ and our ladies will introduce themselves to you one at a time. Once you have met the ladies, reception will return to ask which lady you would like to book. Reception will take your payment and your chosen lady will lead you to the room.

How do I know which services the ladies offer?

All ladies offer varying services. Please check our ladies profiles, ask reception or ask our ladies during the intro in the private intro room. We would encourage all patrons to be specific about their likes or desires, our ladies are used to answering such questions and this avoids any confusing mid-booking.

Is there an age restriction?

Patrons must be 18+ years of age.

Do you service couples?

Yes, couples are welcome and encouraged.

Do you service ladies?

Yes, ladies are also welcome and encouraged.

How do I pay for my booking?

We offer Cash, Debit, Visa and Mastercard. Don’t worry, your bank statement will not show our name.

What about parking, is it private?

Yes, we have private rear parking protected by CCTV.

What about smoking?

Yes we have a designated smoking area.

How many rooms do you have ?

We have 6 rooms. Our rooms are exceptionally clean and beautifully maintained.