Xmas Poster: Have You Been A Good Boy?

X-Rated XMas Presents For Members

Have you been a good boy? We are offering our members a generous X-Rated X-Mas. Oooh yeah!


Ho. Ho. Ho … It’s getting super-festive up in here. 26HB members are welcome to join in the Xmas spirit with our X-Rated 45 minute promotion. Come down and enjoy Melbourne’s best value 45 minutes at 26HB. Just another reason we are the #BestInTheNorth.

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EXTENDED: Sweet & Juicy Promo

Due to our recent lockdown, we are extending our members  Sweet & Juicy promotion. Oooh yeah!


That’s right members … Due to multiple lockdowns, we are extending our Sweet & Juicy promotion to continue offering discounts to our loyal members… It’s getting super-juicy up in here. That’s why we are the #BestInTheNorth. Come down and enjoy Melbourne’s best value half hour at 26HB.

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Win free bookings at Australia’s No. 1 Brothel. Oooh Yeah!


26HB will be giving away 2 x 30 minute bookings to followers between now and July 31st. All you have to do to enter is follow, like or retweet ANY (more likes = more entries) post on social media. All likes/retweets etc. will be assigned a number. Winners will be drawn via a random number generator and usernames will be posted on Twitter and here on this blog post…

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Our Easter Sweet Treats Promo - Save A Pineapple Offer - 26HB

Save A Sweet Pineapple This Easter

Our ultra-sweet Pineapple Bonus is back for Easter. Oooh Yeah!


Happy Easter 26HB Members … We are celebrating by offering our members the opportunity to hold on to a sweet pineapple (aka $50) when booking 60 minutes anytime in April. That’s right, we will service you with a smile, wink (and a you know what) and send you home with a bonus pineapple in your pocket. That’s why we are the #BestInTheNorth. Come down and enjoy Melbourne’s best value hour at 26HB.

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